Description My parents were awesome growing up! They filled my head with lots of hopes and dreams -you know, the “you can be anything,” “white picket fence,” tomato soup and grilled cheese kinda folks. Then one day, I became an adult, and let me tell you, this shit sucks. Everything’s hard and expensive! So while reflecting on mom’s words, I decided to be an asshole. Case closed! Any self-respecting asshole knows that the key to being not just any asshole, but a successful asshole is to have the right attitude. And what better way to show the world that you’re a proud asshole than by wearing a shirt that says so? This hilarious shirt perfectly sums up the rebellious, take-no-prisoners spirit of being an asshole with a graphic that reads, “My Parents Said I Could Be ANYTHING So I Became an Asshole.” If you’re anything like us, this one will get a few laughs – and maybe even some shocked gasps – from your friends and family. If you’re looking for a shirt that perfectly encapsulates the essence of being an asshole, this is the one for you. • 100% ringspun cotton • 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
